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Your arms are too short to box with Jimmy Kimmel, Bloated Yam.

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Ahahahahahha, right!

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Kiwiwriter47: Ouch! The Boated Yam would have to have felt that one.

Touché!

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Apr 20Liked by Alicia Norman

😂😂

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Now playing at the Belasco Theater

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Apr 19Liked by Alicia Norman

"Isn't it past your jail time?" will be immortal.

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Apr 19Liked by Alicia Norman

Yes! I laugh hysterically every single time I hear that!

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Alicia Norman: Your point is well taken that, facing 91 felony charges, plus running for President, Orange Grifter is really grasping when he takes time to insult someone who has a quick wit to rebuff the blows.

The media covers the Orange-Whiney-Toddler way too much. I can go days -- hopefully weeks -- without ever thinking of him.

He is a sad figure.

Kiwiwriter47 has a good moniker: "Bloated Yam!"

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"The media covers the Orange-Whiney-Toddler way too much. I can go days -- hopefully weeks -- without ever thinking of him." Me too--it's among the reason why I don't write everyday. Tired of him and the topic of him.

I love bloated YAM as well--lol!

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I agree he takes up way too much oxygen

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Peter Wills: That would make Trump the political and moral equivalent of nitrogen -- in German called, appropriately, "Stickstoff" -- i.e., "choking agent".

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LOL!!!

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Lmao you’d think Trump would learn not to fuck with Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy Kimmel’s roasting of him by reading Trumps mad rants on air is quite effective and funny!

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He seems to enjoy putting his hand in the hornets nest.

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Apr 19·edited Apr 19Liked by Alicia Norman

I wonder which of his older sons wrote that screed? And which was more toasted at the time.

Also consider that if Blotto keeps this up the only attorneys who’ll represent him (after a big fat retainer) may be Pepper, Pepper and Bay Leaf.

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Apr 19·edited Apr 19Author

Right, that sounded like some shit Co-eds would write after drinking and smoking all night "Dude, lets totally pimp slap Jeffie on Social Media for sleeping with Jessies gurl, ahuh huh huh" idjits....

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Apr 19Liked by Alicia Norman

I can just imagine him in a Howard Hughes-esque setting down there in Mar-a-Lardo with multiple tvs watching Kimmel, Colbert, and Myers, snorting adderal so Grandpa can stay up, getting madder and madder, throwing cheap faux tchotchkes at the walls and tvs, getting into a “right state” and taking to his worthless platform to rant and fume…

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Apr 20Liked by Alicia Norman

Throw in the jars of disinfectant and two year fingernail growth, and there it is.😆😆

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Apr 19Liked by Alicia Norman

RANT-A-CLAUSE❣️❣️❣️Waaaaaay past his jail time. . .

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Ahahahahaha RANT-A-CLAUSE -- I am so stealing...

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Jimmy Kimmel ❣️

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Apr 19Liked by Alicia Norman

I didn't know Trump was into comedy roasts.

I can only imagine how ruffled "paper thin-skin" Don got with that monologue.

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The same--he probably cried so much his stall wrote those Truths to shut him up.

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Apr 20Liked by Alicia Norman

Emperor Shitstain is out of his league. Kimmel is wearing him out.😂😂

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I surely hope so--he only has a few brain cells to spare so Kimmel wearing him out will likely make it impossible for him to be totally coherent at trial--not like there was a chance of that anyway...

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Not a snowballs chance in Hell.😆

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"maybe you can watch on the TV in the rec room at Rikers with all the guys.”

Now we finally know what will shut Chump up.

Threaten to take away his TV privilege in prison. 😄

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Right!

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And his cellphone

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Apr 19Liked by Alicia Norman

A fun start to the weekend, Alicia. Any roasting that fat orange asshole gets by a comedian he has coming.

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Exactly--he keeps walking smack into that brick wall and it is slapstick hilarious.

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Apr 19Liked by Alicia Norman

Oh this is just delightful!

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Isn't it, I hope trump keeps it up so Kimmel can keep spanking his behind! LOL

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Apr 19Liked by Alicia Norman

Hahahahahaha! I love this entire article Alicia! I usually don’t like pettiness, but the bloated yam brings out the worst in me! I hope he eats enough McDonald’s this weekend to cause the big one! Have a great weekend!🫶🏼

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TYSM, Lisa. You have a great weekend as well! :-)

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Apr 19Liked by Alicia Norman

DiaperDon is getting worse and worse... CRAY-ZEE. Kimmel is spectacular!

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Apr 20Liked by Alicia Norman

Rat in a cesspool crazy.🥴🥴🐀🐀

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ROFLMAO

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Apr 20Liked by Alicia Norman

LOL

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He also smells like a rat in a cesspool from what I hear...

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Apr 19Liked by Alicia Norman

That's gotta hurt...

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Oh you know it did-- how many assistants were hiding in a closet during that entire exchange?

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Look at Trump. See how pathetic he is. Now look at his supporters. Those are the fucking losers who look up to that pathetic shithead as a role model. Now, would you want to be caught standing near those dumb smelly rednecks? I know I won’t. This is why I stay the hell away from them as a general rule.

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I feel the same--what kind of individual follows a rapey conman who poops his pants? I can't wrap my head around it.

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