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Apr 5Liked by Alicia Norman

I’m not gonna sleep tonight am I? 😳. I should know better than to read your column before bedtime! Damn girl 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Bwahahahahaha--part of my nefarious plan to share my insomnia the world over. LOL. Honestly though, these whack doodles are insane!!!

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Apr 5Liked by Alicia Norman

The audacity is stunning. I can’t even… go to sleep! Ha! 😴😴😴

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All we can do is be vigilant--and spread knowledge.

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You didn't get me. I passed out before you posted.😜😁

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Apr 5Liked by Alicia Norman

OH MY GAAAAAAAAAWD!!! Can you even believe the nerve???? We should absolutely believe it after all that’s gone down but to normal people this is still mind-boggling. Operating this far outside the rules…and law in this case…so consistently - over and over and over…it’s just crazy!! Is anyone - anyone - going to ever say “enough is enough”? If it ever will happen it will happen in New York. I’m so happy they were smart enough to really check this thing and not just accept it at face value. Like the jingle says…🎶 I love New York 🎶

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Me too. I think they were hoping no one would pay attention. Blessed be to the likely over worked law Clerks who caught that mess!

Cheers to hoping they finally nail his ass to the wall!

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Good point about laws clerk. I've never thought a wit wtf a law clerk is. David Lat's pod has pulled my coat to that. Lat says a SC law clerk can expect $400,000-$600,000 offers from law firms.

He also says at least two of Loose Canonn's clerk have quit. One more is borderline. Apparently quitting a Federal Judge's one year clerkship is superfucking rare (without say, your balls falls off and your dick is stuck in your own ass) and for her to lose two is something the Eleventh Circuit is superfucking aware of.

sorry for length but I am facting up the non-legal eagles.

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Do you think there will ever be a tipping point for MAGAts? I mean, yes they love when he gets over on people by cheating but to any person with a shred of decency, isn’t it going to finally be one time too many? This is just exhausting, the amount of cheating that he does.

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Amen!!

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Apr 5Liked by Alicia Norman

And Jeff Clark looks like he’ll be hitting Disbarment Road. Def some good news today for those not named MAGA

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That is awesome. Well, as per usual, these fools had to FAFO--hard!

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Ugh. It’s like karma and Cannon are having a competition to see whose panties have the most lead in them.

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😆😆

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🤣🤣

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Meidas does a great job explaining that civil cases require a bond equal to the judgment to be posted in order to stay the enforcement of the judgment. You can still appeal, you just can't stay the enforcement, or the liquidation of assets. And oh look, he gets another 10 days to post the bond. But it's specifically Knight Specialty that has the comply. I'm not sure if Trump can still come up with another bond source.

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Judging from the bottom barrel option, I think he has exhausted all legal revenue in this case.

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Seriously, so much for his hundreds of millions in liquid assets. Some partner must actually control it.

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Do watch out for the flying poo-flingers, and your little dog, too!

As for “these delays will not allow Americans to access all info needed to make an informed decision on who to vote for before the election.” I’m just (not) speechless. Just how many more rocks must be turned over for the light to shine in? Seriously, anyone who doesn’t have “all the info needed to make an informed decision on who to vote for” at this point probably won’t ever, and probably has one finger up their nose and another finger up their ass, just waiting for Trump to yell, “SWITCH!!!” - in all caps, of course.

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SWITCH! Omg 😲 😱 😲 😱 I can't unvision this! Thanks for the Friday 😃😀😄😁

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😂😂😂

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Received wisdom is not to punch down, but Agent Orange has made that pretty much impossible.

The bond: “But it LOOKS just like a C-note, don’t it?”

Or Judge Cannon

“Unjust.” WTAF: unjust to the court? and

“Motion denied for now, but feel free to come back later.”

I can trace her career and understand how she wound up so far over her head. And I can relate. Faking it till you make it works only while you can fly under the radar. She isn’t under the radar—she’s lit by every press AWACs known. Trying to bluff her way through it won’t work. Someone please grant this poor rookie a graceful exit. It’s painful to watch.

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I predict this bitch gets roasted by the 11th Circuit. She gone. The bias, and ignorance of the law as it applies here is simply astounding. She can’t be allowed to continue. 😎

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From your fingers to the 11th’s eyes. At what point do they can her because she has become a complete embarrassment to them? It’s really not a good look for the 11th to have a petulant imbecile on their roster.

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"Karma is only a bitch if you are."

But I do love "Karma is spelled 'ha ha ha ha.'"

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Yeah, well, I expect Knight did Trump a solid even if it just offered up a delay before he has to produce the bond. It does tell us he can't get a surety bond from a New York company, or he's trying to wriggle out of ponying up even the 175$ mil bond. Hearing on the 22nd. We'll see.

There's a whole lot of robbing Peter to pay Paul log-rolling going while the money (in total) steadily drains away. Still trying to find some new suckers, so this is all very very Trump. He's still a dead duck in the end.

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biden is going to take the polling lead soon

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Mr. Hankey the subprime poo got caught trying to pull a fast one.😂😂 I can't believe that Trump and his buddy thought that this would fly. Tish will soon be snatching the shitgibbon's stuff. Fangirl Cannon is as good as off the case. If she had any sense of honor, she'd resign and go back to chasing ambulances. I think we'll hear from scratch weasel Habba very soon.😂😂 Ain't karma a bitch?

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First of all, Trump is flat broke. I don’t know what else he has to do to get people to realize it. No one legitimate will lend him money because he doesn’t have any. Anyone in this thread has a higher net worth than he does, because his is negative billions. Unfortunately, watch them decide that this latest failure means he gets another couple of weeks to come up with the money.

Cannon is doing just enough to stay on the case and not get removed. Of course Trump is too stupid to realize that.

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Ahhh… I love the smell of more fraud used to pay for the fraud previously frauded… in the morning.

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Excellent assessment of the poo-pile Trump is sitting on. Letitia James and Jack Smith are my super heroes ❤️

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If Trump is as innocent of wrongdoing, as he claims, how come he's forever dragging his feet about going to court to prove his "innocence?"

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Who does criming while criming who can't stop criming? Someone who has always gotten away with it, who knows there's a very high probability he still will.

Speaking of getting away with it, there's justice Cannon. No one should say she's incompetent any longer. If nothing else, she's cunning: she called Jack Smith's bluff...and won.

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"Seems I have returned just in time to see Trumpy land flat on his orange tookus again"

So that is what all the shaking ground was about yesterday!

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