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Mar 21·edited Mar 22Liked by Alicia Norman

If you are going to imaginary hell over this absolute schadenfreude, then I will be laughing right along side you.

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I'll bring the snacks!

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I'll bring the wine and other beverages. I already reserved a suite in hell* due to my youthful antics.

*a place less real to me than Narnia.

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😂😂😂

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I'll bring the homemade wine

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I shall make sure we have all of the movies to watch.

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Save me a seat!!!

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I'll be your tour guide on this blissful trip

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Awww, was hoping she’d start with 40 Wall Street so New Yorkers could come celebrate. 😇

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I am sure that is in the plan... I think she is making him sweat a bit...

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They're going to need to make sure the floodgates are working properly for that much sweat.

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Mar 21Liked by Alicia Norman

Why not take the jet first?

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Mar 21Liked by Alicia Norman

I really, really like the way you think.

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Me too--yay for polyamory!

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Ohhh how sweet it is!!

JUSTICE

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🤣🤣🤣🤣

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The clapped out Boeing 757, long past its prime? Worth more parted out

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More like turned into scrap.

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Does he own a yacht as well?

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Alicia, come take a look at this genius.

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Highly doubt he bought a hangar for it. The engines are likely leased, too. Like everything else, part of his bullshit image. Real billionaires don't fly on ancient airliners.

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It's amazing that that thing stays airworthy.

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It sat missing an engine for a while after he was thrown out of office. Not a sign of someone truly rich.

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Trump Shuttle, lol. Like every other endeavour, an utter failure where many have succeeded!

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He's fucked every legit person he's done business with. The fact that he's still breathing says that he didn't fuck the Goombas and the Russians.

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His Teflon is flaking millimeter by millimeter.

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Yes indeed. The real estate business is a great place to make dirty money into clean money.

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And his daddy only got rich thanks to government contracts which financed his shitty projects

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I was thinking that he wouldn’t be able to fly around to his rallies

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Can he even afford a Greyhound ticket? 🤣🤣🤣

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The whacked wise guy mix?

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I remember that line.

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Jimmy Hoffa could be in the concrete in Trump Tower. (The rumor was that he was interred in one of the end zones in the Meadowlands.)

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I was thinking the plane has gone down in value as well.

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Mar 21Liked by Alicia Norman

I hope I’m wrong but I think some schmuck (or schmucks) will bail him out.

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But just granted additional powers to the court appointed monitor overseeing the Trump Organization’s finances.

There’s one crucial provision which forces Donald Trump to notify the courts if he even so much as makes any further attempts at obtaining bond before the deadline.

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And from whom, which is important

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I have the same fear.

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Mar 21Liked by Alicia Norman

"Soon The World will see the emperor has no clothes (apologies—hands black out glasses to The World.)"

Now THAT's being considerate. Do you think he'll get to keep that vast collection of red lariats masquerading as neck ties? I sincerely hope not. The only image more nauseating than an obese, idiot traffic cone without clothing is one wearing nothing but an extra-long Sulka, flapping around in the current hurricane-force gales of change like a wind-sock.

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I wonder why he even wears the atrocious things. Is he trying to be "everyman?" If so, he simply looks like a doofus in an ugly ass, stupid looking tie.

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You're too kind.

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OMG, my first Russian troll!

Nice self-own, comrade. Please give Progozhin encouragement on a job almost done!

Oh, wait. You can't. He's dead.

And so is your bullshit.

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“The reason for all the Trumpy tantrums and drama is simple. The man is broke as a joke. Soon The World will see the emperor has no clothes (apologies—hands black out glasses to The World.)”

The visual of a solar eclipse comes to mind…I mean, Trumps so many shades of orange you need sunglasses to look in his direction! He needs to just wear a welder’s mask, with the words coming from his mouth it would really work for him.

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Right--caution--do not look directly at the Trump eclipse.

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That's definitely not where the fun is. Sorry, “Blinded by The Light” entered my mind. Maybe his cult will look and be blinded by their fright.

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Mar 22Liked by Alicia Norman

See the amounts that Agolf Shitler has mortgaged properties.

https://x.com/lawofruby/status/1770518970946183473?s=46&t=_yLLpGSMfIRhA_aLSJ8kPA

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I’m so sorry your mom didn’t swallow or abort. Sorry Trump Troll, better luck elsewhere!

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I'd need a barf bag the size of a hot air balloon.

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Lmao 👍

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He doesn't live or ever even visit Westchester.

Although to excise this property from the community would be fantastic for the people who live there. He's been sued for flooding the community by ignoring basic water regulations.

I'm not going to get too excited yet. He is reptilian and seems to manage his way out of justice being served.

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I love the smell of schadenfreude in the morning.

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Man, seems whenever I step away the peskies show up... she or he is gone now.

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Smells like.....victory!😆😆

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🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

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Mar 27Liked by Alicia Norman

I told you to shut the fuck up. 😡😡😡😡

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they are gone--what a nut case.

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Mar 27Liked by Alicia Norman

How did she pick me to fuck with? What a nasty bitch!

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I noted that they go after prolific commentors and those who make strong points. They want to undermine arguments that way, but it shows you are making an impact or they would not bother. Glad you kicked their ass before I got here. Good looking out.

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Mar 27Liked by Alicia Norman

Are you fucking mentally ill?? It sure as fuck sounds like it.

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I'm practically giddy about all this. He is SUCH A POS!!!! The only thing better would be a plaque buildup. 🙄

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In his coronaries!

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I wonder why he hasn't croaked from all of that yet. I mean between the burgers, the countless cans of Diet Coke, and lines of Adderall he sniffs something has to give eventually.

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Heh. Dick f ing Cheney is still wheezing along

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We're just waiting for some of that plaque to break loose.

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To the rotting cellular membrane of his synapses.

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Like 90% in all arteries? ( I’m going to hell for that. God, Please 🙏 forgive me. Since you’ve given us all free will, you see what he’s done with his 🥲)

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Mickey, I think we're all in agreement! Save democracy!

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Hey Big Mama. I believe you're in the wrong galaxy. Please take your hate elsewhere. 🙄

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AG James to Trump. “Bitch better have my money”

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It's going to get insane, Alicia!

I hope the FBI has drones watching that grave site 24/7.

My favorite scenario, I think first conceived by Greg Olear:

In a mob mentality meltdown, James Can't-Make-My-Bond tRump flees from Bedminster, O.J. Simpson style.

But instead of a low-speed get-away chase in a white Ford Bronco, it's a white speedboat. The gold bars and his obesity weigh down the boat.

It's no accident he put the grave site right there at Bedminster, which is strategically located on an internationally accessible waterway.

He would dig up the coffin in the dead of night, load up the gold bars, diamonds, and other liquid riches, then take off, trying the great escape. 🤣🤣🤣

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The way things are going with his fund raising, he might make a break for it.

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Ha ha! If they come for MAL, it's a sure bet he'll flee. Non of my predictions have been correct YET. But we're due for something really crazy.

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If he's cornered, he's fucking likely to do anything. You know he has money or gold stashed overseas somewhere.

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Why don't we just zip tie his hands & ankles, gag him with a butt plug, and fly him to Siberia in the dead of night?

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Da!! Siberia!

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Yes good point. He just needs to get off the continent. IIRC, being out on bail his passport is suspended or something?

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It's not. He wasn't ordered to hand it over. I can't believe that he was able to keep it.

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Oh. Shoot. But he hasn't traveled abroad I don't think.

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That sounds like a “Naked Gun” subplot.

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Dang, another Russian troll, time to report and BLOCK.

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If he doesn't look insane in that photo with his big pie hole open, then I don't know what else you could call it. They need the guys in white with the strait jackets to come and haul him away. Then on Monday Lititia gets to play Spin the Wheel!

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The twilight of Emperor Shitstain. Leticia ain't fucking around. He can't secure a bond, and his small-dollar donations are drying up. Schadenfreude tsunami warning!🌊🌊🤣🤣🤣

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Fuck you!! Take your fucking troll ass back to Rumble. Does being a Neanderthal titillate you??

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You don't know shit about me. My "Daddy" killed Nazis like you in WWII. You're the one with the issues. I hope all that hate burns you to a crisp. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO AWAY!!!

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Once he grabbed pu$$ies, now they’re grabbing him by the tower. I usually have a Garfield worthy hatred of Mondays… but maybe I’ll like this coming one!

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Funny, isn't it, that Jared and Ivanka , ( with all their ill-gotten gains ) , haven't come forward to help daddy ....

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I was just telling my d-I-L that earlier today!

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Yes, the two of them have been strangely absent...( not that I miss them), but I'm pretty sure they're complicit in many of trumps crimes and are trying to avoid attention.

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Yepppp! 👍

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Merry Christmas everyone!!!

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