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Gosh this outlier legal strategy of "insult the judges, scoff at the system, intentionally play games with judges, and continual witness harassment" isn't winning him any friends with black robes.

Then again he has a lot more experience with white robes.

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I am on the floor *dead* ROFLMAO

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brilliant!

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Feb 15Liked by Alicia Norman

🤣🤣🤣

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Feb 15Liked by Alicia Norman

🔥🔥🔥

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Feb 15Liked by Alicia Norman

With pointy, scary hats with holes in ‘em! trump is a racist, a misogynistic fool, a cruel ‘man’, a sexual deviant AND predator, a fop, a complete imbecile AND more importantly: “A goddamned INSURRECTIONIST! Throw the damn 📓 at this creep-o pedophile. I hope he joins his bestie Epstein soon, cause these trials are taking too much freakin’ time—the mofo 🐀bastid!!

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Tell it! Well said!

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They wear red hats now instead of white pointy hoods. It makes so much easier to find the bigots in the crowd.

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Feb 15Liked by Alicia Norman

I spit out food. But I thoroughly enjoyed this. 😂👏😂

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My pleasure to serve!

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Feb 15Liked by Alicia Norman

Fucking around time is OVER!! The case that everyone thought was nothing is suddenly a big something.

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Indeed, and he could've go to jail, which if he ain't careful, Merchan may request.

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Feb 15Liked by Alicia Norman

He could get 5 years. Merchan isn't going to put up with any bullshit in his courtroom.

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Fingers, toes and eyes crossed...

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😀😀😀

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Oooh, it’s going to get ‘tasty’….

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Feb 15Liked by Alicia Norman

What I am enjoying more than anything else is the ethnic and racial diversity of the judges and prosecutors on these cases. This is kiling trump inside. He may just explode after all. Maybe that’s why he needs a bodysuit girdle. I believe Judge Merchan is from Colombia. Between him and Alvin Bragg, trump may wind up in an ambulance during this trial. Enjoy friends!!

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Oh you know it is--all the folks he feels so superior to, taking him down a thousand notches. That has to eat him up on top of all the other stuff pissing him off. It is a wonder the orange pumpkin don't explode.

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I love it so! It could not have been planned better. But with trump’s persecution complex, he will blame the deep state for all of this. 😂

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If Trump is found guilty on all 34 counts he could be facing up to 106 years in prison 🥳 March 25th can't come quickly enough.

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Oh heeeeell yeah--I hope they don't shy away from jail time for his orange ass.

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Oh, me too🤞🤞🤞

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Feb 15Liked by Alicia Norman

Call it a start!👏🏻👏🏻

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Alicia Norman: The court-hearing on the Honorable Fani Willis leaves me outraged at the effrontery of vile persons like Orange-Snout and the False-Elector attacking the integrity of a highly professional prosecutor.

The incompetency of Trump's counsel leads me to think Orange-Carnival-Barker has low cash-flow and is in debt to his counsels:

""We strenuously object to what's happened in this courtroom," Blanche said toward the end of Thursday's hearing in Manhattan. "It shouldn't happen in this country."

This prompted Merchan to ask Blanche if he actually had any legal arguments to make as justification to delay the former president's criminal trial.

"That is my legal argument," Blanche replied.

"That isn't a legal argument!" Merchan shot back. "I'll see you March 25th."

The honorable judge issued a ruling that is correct and concise.

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I loved that part--actually read it over and over and chuckled. I can just imagine Trump's face!

And yes, that was absolutely disgusting--nothing of substance even came out of that. I was glad to see Fani show up and show out though. No wonder they want to get rid of her--Fani will eat those fools for breakfast.

I heard Trump has busted his lawyers down the $750 dollars an hour which I learned is practically minimum wage for lawyers of he caliber he needs to defend him.

He is gonna bankrupt himself and the RNC in pursuit of this vanity--a fitting financial demise for both.

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Popcorn bought in bulk. We are ready!

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Grabbing my accompanying hot dog and orange juice to join you!

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Hot dogs are a must have.

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and maybe stuff to make s'mores

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Feb 15Liked by Alicia Norman

Looks like he got a new corset! Very slimming. LOL!

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Bwahahahahaha, indeed, I need one of those if they got them that good! LOL!

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Feb 15Liked by Alicia Norman
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Gurl, ahahhahah!

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Oh My Gosh, Sharon! That's hilarious. How could he even breathe in that? :)

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Feb 15Liked by Alicia Norman

Would have taken 3 men to strap him in. LOL! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I82MHp-mMx4

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Be like that scene from out of Gone With the Wind.

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Right?!

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Feb 15Liked by Alicia Norman

😂😂😂

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Feb 15Liked by Alicia Norman

He seemed a bit short of breath when he was whining at the press. ;)

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OMG I thought it was a joke, but. No! The thing is real! Trouble with a girdle over blubber it’s going spill up and over or down and around…Eeeek‼️

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🤣🤣

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You’re killing me. 😆

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I know right--every time I think of it I am rolling...

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Feb 15Liked by Alicia Norman

😂😂

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Feb 15Liked by Alicia Norman

😂😂

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Feb 15Liked by Alicia Norman

I could hear the judge’s mallet slam down after putting that lawyer in his place!

🍿🧈🍿⬅️

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"It shouldn't happen in this country." CORRECT! FOTFLMAO!!!

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Yup--and what really shouldn't be happening is his ass running around free during these trials. It is insane.

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Feb 15Liked by Alicia Norman

Wonderful! We need this! 👏👏👏

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Feb 15·edited Feb 15Author

Yes! Merchan bringing the heat!

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Feb 15Liked by Alicia Norman

👍👍👍

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Think I’ll have to embroider “See you March 25th” on a sampler to place on my sofa… then pop some popcorn and line up the shots!!

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Actually, it's not a hush money cash. The prosecutors have already said it's more than that. They've made it clear that it's a falsification of business paperwork, falsification of financial records, and election interference. Each of those carries a stiffer penalty than simple hush money and if it was a simple hush money case it would fall more under civil court than criminal.

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I'll get to this column in a moment.

Hey Alicia, I apologize. Just realized that I've been freeloading, and hey .. I ain't no Trump! I had some suspicious activity on a card and ordered a new one. May owe you another $10-15 or so for my moochery,, Where I put? Love, Rob

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