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Apr 15Liked by Alicia Norman

I don’t think he fell asleep due to his disdain for the jury system, I think he fell asleep because he is an old man with the attention span of a flea.

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Apr 15·edited Apr 15Author

Bwahahahahahahaha! That too--he should lay off Truth social and the adderall--Trumpy needs his nappy time.

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And late stage Dementia.

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Apr 16Liked by Alicia Norman

That is a likely explanation. Just what we need in a President. Door him up so he doesn’t screw up. Sure I’m voting for him🤦‍♀️

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Apr 16Liked by Alicia Norman

Dope him up was intended.

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I would bet on it!

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Why anyone would is beyond me.

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Bahahaha horse tranqs probably wouldn't be enough. Maybe hippo or elephant tranqs would do the trick - especially after all the Adderall snorting he's done.

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Apr 15Liked by Alicia Norman

How else could his lawyers: 1. Shut him TFU so he doesn’t get his ass incarcerated; Versus: 2. Prevent the judge from recommending a psychiatric evaluation to determine if he can stand trial? Trump is unable to control his outbursts— They had to sedate him.

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LOL, right, they probably drugged his ass!!! "Here Trump, have a can of coke. Nice Trumpy. Drink it all down now, " Ahahhahahahha!

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Apr 16Liked by Alicia Norman

Correct

It's the benzos

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LOL ya'll be killing me...

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Nah... Elephant or hippo tranqs.

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Probably need something that strong with all the drugs he does on the regular.

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Apr 16Liked by Alicia Norman

Somebody please sedate Trumpy at 2 AM when he is still "Truthing" about witnesses In violation of his gag order. Hearing on that Wednesday of next week! Ronny, your guy who'll live to be 200 years old and is 6'3" 235 needs you bigly! :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZs3F_5-XHw

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They Need to Hannibal the Cannibal him!

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Colbert had a few zingers: "He was taking a White Power Nap" -- "Trump keeps sleeping in court. And in a totally unrelated story, there’s a national Adderall shortage." -- and “Well, I think we found the new mascot for Celestial Seasonings new Sleepy Crime Tea.” :)

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While this is good I was sort of hoping the judge would do a Hannibal Lector on him: muzzle, jacket, and cuffs binding hands & ankles in a Twister sort of way.

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Great minds think alike--had the same idea myself.

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Apr 15Liked by Alicia Norman

I guess the only other options he had were to listen respectfully (which was never gonna happen) or interrupt wildly and nonsensically and make himself the center of attention, which is totally on brand. Since he was warned about disrupting the proceeding, the only thing left to do was to zoink out. It’s not like he has a reputation as an attentive listener!

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A very good and valid point.

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Apr 15Liked by Alicia Norman

Spot on about Ronny Jackson, swimsuit model, and Pierce Brosnan. I weighed people for 30 years and gave his weight and health report on trump a big Hell Naw!

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Right, but ppl are dumb enough to believe that mess.

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He looks like he could've sunk the Titanic just by walking onto the ship. They must use helium to keep any planes in the air or ships afloat on the ocean.

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Yeah, his listening skills are up there with chihuahuas.

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Chihuahua's hear great--it's why they are so yippy. Every little noise scares the poor things.

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Allegedly, they were bred for hunting.

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Ha! Thanks for this Alicia.

Great coverage by MT, tRump's attorneys haven't even submitted their exhibit binder yet? Dayum.

Here's my version of the headlines by the New York Times Pitchbot:

"Donald Trump goes into a deep meditative trance during trial — what a Zen master!”

🙄😩

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"Donald Trump goes into a deep meditative trance during trial — what a Zen master!”

This is gonna be a Fox News chyron--wait for it! Wait for it!

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You KNOW it's true. Ha ha ha!

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LOL yup!

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For Faux News, OAN, and Newsmax.

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And then you will run into people parroting that mess. It never ends.

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And when he reincarnates he comes back as a dung beetle.

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How about a rock. A big ole rock.

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How about an avalanche of rocks?

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Insult to dung beetles, but I like it. Maybe as an intestinal worm? 😆

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Hahahaha I'd feel sorry for whomever got that worm.

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ROFLMAO

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Ha ha ha!

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Apr 16Liked by Alicia Norman

Adderall, late night thumbing on Trurh Scocial, big man in a little coat. Call it what it is. The reality being this Jack ass is, again, running for POTUS. Imagine this POS in the Oval with all that is happening around the world? Thank you POTUS Joseph R. Biden.

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"...big man in a little coat..." Bonus points for the Chris Farley reference, lol! And you are right, we need serious adults in the room, not this drug addicted monster. What is half of America thinking?

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Apr 16Liked by Alicia Norman

I hope he wakes up in prison.

It really pissed me off thar judge merchan didn't immediately enforce the gag order.

I'm so disgusted. Iam enraged. This is a sick sociopath who unleashed covid on the nation while he sat back and spewed out his poisonous lies to a nation traumatized and divided.

I lost my Career my health and almost my life because of covid.

My family is divided

My friends are divided

My neighbors are divided

My community is divided

He has power because of the corrupt people like the gop the 1% of the billionaires in this country

He has power from the white Christian nationalist who make no mistake are pure unadulterated evil.

They are antisemitic

They are the masters of misogyny

They are the malignant source of hate and racism.

They are murderers

Trump absorbs anything and everything that is self serving.

He is a proven rapist

A proven lying conman

A proven insurrectionist

A proven russian kompromat

A proven traitor

Yet...

these judges the supreme courts the republican congress

All give him free reign to terrorize and destroy

Truth be told.

Iam traumatized.

I truly am

I'm gonna say it

I hope he dies everyday

Never have I felt sick to my stomach

Of how much I wished death on someone

I watch on live TV in hopes someone loses control of a bus and runs him over into a fat lifeless blob of a bloodbath.

Why everyone why? WHY??? WHY IS THIS BEING ALLOWED TO HAPPEN????

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You have so beautifully said what so many of us think and feel. How is this awful creature allowed to run amok when none of us can jaywalk without jail time. I am sick of it, which is why I take small mental breaks now, otherwise, I'd implode.

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Apr 16Liked by Alicia Norman

Alicia

Thank you so much and thank you for creating a safe place for me to express my feelings. You guys are my people!!!!!

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I am so glad, Janine, we will need to be here for one another as the election nears. It is gonna get ugly.

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Reading this means THE WORLD

Thank you my friend 🧡

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Oh Yes I got your back !

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Apr 16Liked by Alicia Norman

I think Judge Merchan is giving him more rope to hang himself between now and next Wednesday. Might be excellent strategery!

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Operation "Let the Man Speak" proceeding nicely.

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Apr 16Liked by Alicia Norman

Good luck to you. We lost so much that we’ll never get back because of this evil old creature and his amazing, bottomless NEED!

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Apr 15Liked by Alicia Norman

I wonder if he drooled. There's no excuse for the proceedings not to be televised. All we get is someone's spin. And rest assured, he'll use it to his advantage.

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Apr 15·edited Apr 15Author

Exactly--I am so pissed off! Every negative thing said will be spun as "Nuh uh" by MAGA. I vehemently disagree with Popok and Ben on that. KFA and Glenn Kirshner both agrees with the camera idea however. She feels the rules should have been loosened for such a historic event. I agree. Popok is all about ceremony, I get it, but sometimes the rules should be broken.

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Apr 15Liked by Alicia Norman

Totally agree. And you have the MSM talking heads with their own bullshit.

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Exactly--spinning headlines like spiders spin webs.

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Apr 16Liked by Alicia Norman

Why couldn’t we at least get C-SPAN in there? This is literally history unfolding before us. The fact that it’s centered around a worthless, despicable, contemptible, disgusting meat bag notwithstanding.

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Indeed, and nothing should be left up to chance or interpretation.

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Apr 16Liked by Alicia Norman

JoJoFromJerz sez yes!!

Lullaby, and good night,

You’re a sad fucking sight.

Rotting flesh, orange skin,

Pools of drool cover your chin.

Can’t stay up, like Stormy said,

About your weird toadstool head.

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Also--very...visual...lol

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😂😂

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Apr 17Liked by Alicia Norman

So you're a poet. Wadsworth would be proud.😃

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Because he's kinda Long Fellow...

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😆😆

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Apr 16Liked by Alicia Norman

Such dynamism! I can just see him negotiating at a table surrounded by world leade……zzzzzzzzzz

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He can barely stay awake during jury selection for a trial that could land him in prison. Imagine a Summit meeting to discuss potential nuclear war? What is America thinking?

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🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Apr 16Liked by Alicia Norman

😉

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Apr 16Liked by Alicia Norman

😊😊😊😀😀😀

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I just can’t believe this jackass was once the keeper of national security..

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Apr 16Liked by Alicia Norman

Patris you snapped me out of my crazytrain!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤐

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Me too, actually... although I live on that train, roflmao.

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Apr 16Liked by Alicia Norman

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Apr 17Liked by Alicia Norman

Willoby. Next stop Willoby.

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Bwahahhaha!

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Apr 16Liked by Alicia Norman

Probably it's his routine/SOP from when he sqatted in WH and through boring important military/government business meetings and he woke up in time to just, allegedly, take the classified papers to later share with interested foreign leaders for HIS profits.

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Indeed, he is only interested when something benefits him otherwise he simply tunes anything and everything else out.

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Apr 16Liked by Alicia Norman

For the love of God he's a DRUG ADDICT

Has been for decades

He's also alot of other odious things that supercede drug addiction but that's the benzos working.

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I wonder what will happen if he is not on the benzos?

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Apr 16Liked by Alicia Norman

When he's not on the benzos it's the Adderall

Maybe he'll leap across the table to attack the judge like Manson did.

I'd pay money to see that.

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Tazed! I wanna see him tazed!

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Apr 16Liked by Alicia Norman

Tackled by 6 big burly deputies with tears in their eyes saying " We're so sorry Sir but we must put this straight jacket on you now

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Apr 16·edited Apr 17Author

Sir, sir... stop struggling sir! Ahahahaha!

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Apr 17Liked by Alicia Norman

😂😂😂

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Apr 16Liked by Alicia Norman

Fantasies abound!!!!!⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

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But without cameras we will only hear about it, not watch. Bummerz!

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This report mentioned Provigil a number of times, ditto Ambian, I was surprised Adderall wasn't highlighted but then again we didn't get to see all of the logs that were improperly kept with made up names/no verification.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/white-house-clinic-improperly-distributed-controlled-substances-previo-rcna135787

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wow that is pure dee insane. And they want to go back to that? Proof positive that the GOP is filled with a bunch of self-hating masochists.

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Perhaps also why gop are so angry, the current administration isn't providing their fixes, oh well!

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Apr 16Liked by Alicia Norman

YES HE IS

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The orange sadist fell asleep because he is entering that stage of Alzheimer's. I mean, think "adladlethen" (or however you spell what he tried to say). Psychiatrists and psychologists say that he is entering the middle phase of Alzheimer's. Now the question is: will the maggots give a damn?

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You know they will not. They see him getting in trouble and just think it is a deep state operation out to get him for exposing the Pedo Dems. When Putin goes full "Weekend at Bernie's" after his death, they will still claim the "real" conspiracy is being perpetrated by the left and Trump is still alive. There is no helping these fools...

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You know he got no sleep last night🤣

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Up all night screaming about his stock online... lol. I hope he literally loses his flop sweat stained shirt.

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You know it🤣 Me too🤣

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Apr 16Liked by Alicia Norman

Druggies don't ever sleep

They crash

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Truth!

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Apr 16Liked by Alicia Norman

👍👍

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Apr 16Liked by Alicia Norman

None. My goodness, I hope the strain doesn’t kill him!

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Heaven forbid *fingers crossed*

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"Donald Trump appeared to fall asleep in court on the first day of his hush money case as he became the first US president to stand criminal trial."

Thank goodness no cameras were able to catch him sleeping.

That would be embarrassing for a "rich" White man. 😳

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Right! I really feel the fix is in with the cameras... they could make an exception just this once.

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I was signing our tax forms at our accountant's office when my husband texted me that Dump fell asleep. A cognitive psychiatrist that was part of Bandi X. Lee's book said he clearly shows signs of dementia or Alzheimer's, which his dad had and died from.

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Indeed, I think he may not be long for this world... who takes over when he falls over? Someone ten times more insane and intelligent, which is a frightening thought.

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Apr 16Liked by Alicia Norman

EXACTLY

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Apr 16Liked by Alicia Norman

He was dreaming in tongues....

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Apr 16Liked by Alicia Norman

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Droopy drooling Donnie can stay asleep for the next two months - it would be welcome change. And if the judge finds him in contempt for being asleep, that's a BONUS ❣️ I bet the best parts of this whole thing are going to be Stormy’s testimony and the guilty verdict.

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I put in for tranquilizing him until he hibernates... lol. I can't wait for Stormy's testimony. Man I wish this was gonna be televised.

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I hear ya!

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