Cops called after Boebert gets into public fisticuffs with ex-hubby
Lauren Bo Bo, keeping it classy since, well, never
Lauren Boebert is a gift that keeps on giving—to Democrats. If she had any brains she’d bow out of her bid to keep her Congressional seat with the meager smattering of self-respect she’s managed to cling to.
Oh, who am I kidding—the woman tried to invent an entirely new musical genre called kiddie porn theater. The concept of decency eludes her; otherwise, she would’ve long given up aspirations of maintaining her tenuous grip on political power.
Instead, Boebert has opted to put herself, her family, and the unfortunate people of Colorado through the wringer by escaping to the 4th district to save her sorry tookus.
You’d think she’d at least try to keep a low profile until she managed to persuade her new district’s mega-conservative constituents to let her embarrass the hell out of them, too.
Why let the 3rd District have all the fun?
The US of A’s most famous young Me-maw added insult to injury to her ever-tarnishing reputation by doing what she does best—acting like a trashy Hollywood wannabee trying to ace her audition as Mean Girl #1 on Pretty Little Liars (or whatever the latest smut fest on TV is nowadays).
Palmer Report provides a nice summary of the still-evolving story below; man, it is a humdinger of a doozy!
Boebert and her ex-husband reportedly got into a physical altercation in public over the weekend, which culminated in him calling the police on her, claiming that she was physically assaulting him. Boebert’s people now say that she was acting in self defense. It’ll be a matter for the police and witnesses to sort out. We’ll see who, if anyone, gets charged for it.
The Daily Beast dug in even deeper, revealing that the restaurant altercation was first reported via super PAC American Muckrakers:
An anti-Boebert super PAC called “American Muckrakers” first publicized the rumor of the incident Saturday night, in eye-popping posts on X, formerly Twitter. On Sunday, Jayson Boebert told The Daily Beast that the details of the altercation on American Muckrakers was accurate and that his ex-wife had “punched” him in the face multiple times. Jayson Boebert also purported to have a witness to the events and said that he took back his claim that police were too aggressive with him: “I respect our officers and appreciate what they have to endure. I shouldn’t have said anything negative toward them. I was unhappy.”
Jayson Boebert added that he was going to phone the police and ask them to call off the investigation.
In an official statement to The Daily Beast on Sunday, Lauren Boebert said: “This is a sad situation for all that keeps escalating and another reason I’m moving. I didn’t punch Jayson in the face and no one was arrested. I will be consulting with my lawyer about the false claims he made against me and evaluate all of my legal options.” (Boebert recently announced she would be moving to a new, more conservative district in her bid to win a third term in 2024. She narrowly won reelection in her current district in 2022 by only 500 votes.)
Dayuuuuuuuuum.
I hope there will be pictures—and lots of videos—coming out in the days ahead.
*Slow clap*
MAGA, ladies and gents!
Really, is this the shit show we want representing America on the world stage? Most European nations already look at us like that somewhat off-cousin folks in the family speak about in low whispers.
Don’t know ‘bout you, but I am voting straight Blue no matter who.
SMDH.
This is a developing story…
Remember Mad Magazine? So déjà-vu these days..
Oh gosh, well, no surprise here. The police have been called to the Boebert home numerous times, including years before she even got elected. The Denver post has audio of some of these calls, including one where her son (one of them, I’m not sure which, because she has four) called to say his father was beating him up. There’s another 911 audio I remember listening to a couple of years ago, where a drunk Jayson Boebert had gotten in his car and rammed into a bunch of mailboxes because he was pissed at someone in the neighborhood. The call includes the voice of one of the neighbors reporting the incident. And I think it’s common knowledge that Jayson exposed himself to a couple of teenage girls in a bowling alley and was arrested for that. It was all over the news when it happened, but Lauren still claims it never did. Also just a minor correction: She is moving to the fourth district not the 14th. Colorado has only eight districts. I think we could happily consider her gone. She’s not going to make it through the primary in district 4. Even if this hadn’t happened, she’s not going to get through that primary, because the candidates running against her in that primary all have solid careers and are established members of that community. If I get an alert from Colorado Public Radio with updates, I’ll share it with you. I’ve been staying away from the news, but this kind of caught my eye. 😂😂